How people get here!

Hey guys, I run Google Analytics on my blog. Among other things, it records for me what searches GET PEOPLE to my blog. I don't normally bother to look at these, but decided to today, for my own interest more than anything. Note, I don't know WHO searched these things, and have no way to find out. So it's not violating your privacy or anything. (Though some other software may correlate this information with IP addresses, so never assume you're as private as you think!).

Anyways, here's a list of searches I felt interesting. It's not a representative sample or anything. Most of my hits come from people looking info about the Alltel/AT&T conversion or about the HTC Hero. By far. Anyways, without further ado, look at this list of searches, separated by commas:

i pierced my cousins ears with a gun for her, kindle 3g montana, mark uhde kalispell, tsa backscatter radiation, zenon zap pad ipad, "consumer reports" nonsense, "ymca"'vs health club", alltel at&t missoula, amy chua lenore skenazy, bokeh on dsc-w350, blackberry battery too low for radio use plugged in, cablevision buys bresnan whats that mean, clearplay conspiracy, complaints against kalispell walmart, conclusion unethical billing practices in the construction project, dry ice reactions in root beer, deadly computer program flaw*, e learning bloodspot, kalispell broadcast tv, kid pix full screen, kevin walmart manager, just a quick reminder, kindle reader in kalispell', micro sim defeats purpose of gsm, marc mart buying, missoula chem trails, overpriced cables, nokia netbook ubuntu, new living translation bible for kindle free you version, pad zap i-pad application, skenazy amy chua, ubuntu netback edition children, why doesn\'t bresnan offer adult programming, zenon zap pad

What can we learn from this? A lot. Apparently, someone believes there are "chem trails" in Missoula. I hope they read my opinion on that with an open mind! Also, it turns out I'm not the only one who remembers Zenon's Zap Pad and is interested in seeing it becoming real. We're not quite there yet (and sadly, data caps put the prospect further away), but it's getting here. I'm also not the only one looking at Amy Chua as the anti-Lenore Skenazy. Apparently, someone wishes Bresnan had porno LOL. I'm also not the only one who has my issues with Wal-Mart, especially Kalispell's Wal-Mart (and I'm still wondering why the fire marshall lets them get off blocking mandatory "must remain unlocked while building is occupied" exit doors at night)! Piercing your cousin's ears will apparently get you to my blog too, good to know! That must have something to do with the fact I got my doubles on my earlobes with my cousin there a few years ago and I think I wrote about it. Someone else thinks Consumer Reports is nonsense. Good to know! I, too, wonder what dry ice would do in root beer. And Ubuntu works great for kids. AmazonBasics and Monoprice cables are a much better deal for the overpriced cables person :)

Wow.